spatch

ME: "May I have the last six digits of your Vehicle Identification Number, please?"
CALLER: "Uh... 4712."
There is a pause.
ME: "Thank you, now may I have the two numbers before that?"

This would be exponentially funnier if it didn't happen four or five times every shift.

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I think it's a little frightening that that guy has done this so often that he knew exactly what info you'd ask for and was able to rattle it off that quickly and hang up.

Someone get that guy some driving safety lessons or something, like "How Not To Run Over Nails" and "Oil Changes: A Happy, Healthy Way To Avoid a Seized Engine". Or investigate the sabotaging of his automobile.