And now, your stupid one-shot joke of the day

[spatch]

Oh nos! They executed the Six Flags guy!

This joke has been brought to you today by the Speaking From The Id foundation. Say, nice pants.

Comments

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

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Oh nos! Now who will drive me to fun?

[androidqueen.livejournal.com]

okay, maybe i'm dumb, but i don't get it . . .

[spatch]

Six Flags has these commercials featuring a creepy old dude (who's really some young fellow in heavy, creepy age makeup) dancing around to the Vengaboys. It was the first thing I thought of when I hit that CNN story today. Hooray for the id!

[dskasak.livejournal.com]

Now if they could only execute the Vengaboys (even though I know that there's no way you can "unlisten" to a song).

[reveritas.livejournal.com]

OMG. i had never heard of the six flags guy but they totally look alike. those are some rad glasses.

[androidqueen.livejournal.com]

that makeup is totally creepy.

[spatch]

The scariest thing Uncle Junior could ever do would be to hop on the Vengabus.

[moxie-fawn.livejournal.com]

hehe

you lot... are so going to hell.

[lindito.livejournal.com]

they executed the six flags guy. gah.

(see my journal in about ten minutes for the pathetic observation re: those commercials.)

[gismonda.livejournal.com]

From the Six Flags page:

"Six Flags is the solution to consumer's overwhelming need for relaxation and escape," said Salemi. "Our new campaign shares the excitement of a day at Six Flags, giving everyone, parents included, the freedom to let loose and enjoy the benefits of playtime."

Six Flags' brand strategy is to provide consumers with the "ultimate release" - a release from busy schedules, economic pressures and the ongoing responsibilities of work, school and home. The over-committed nature of today's world is the exact reason families need a day of pure fun. Six Flags parks, which are located in or near 35 of the 50 largest metropolitan areas in the U.S., are close to home and offer a compelling package of thrilling rides, water attractions, live shows, family entertainment and children's rides.

WOW. They've managed to make an amusement park sound boring.

[spatch]

I once saw someone getting the "Ultimate Release" only it was in Knotts Berry Farm's parking lot, not a Six Flags.

Hoil!!