This is bullshit

[spatch]

Multiply that by six and that's how many pleasant little messages I got, all with the same text, while I was out today.

There's gotta be some way I can filter these out on Trillian, but I don't see the "DON'T LET PEOPLE BOTHER ME AT RANDOM" option without blocking everybody except people already on my buddy list, and I seem to get a few friends on random occasion who show up and say hi and I didn't know their names until just then, and I don't want to turn them away, and...

I've never wanted to just reach out and smack the bejeezus out of someone over TCP/IP like I'm wanting to do today.

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Did you even stop to thinkt hat maybe these are messages from those few friends who on random occasion show up to say hi? People from your past, trying to make up for lost time? People who truly care about you? People who think the best way to show how much they love you is to give you the gift of free low mortgage quotes?

"Gee, I haven't spoken with dear old Spatch in a while... I wnder what he's up to? Why, I'll bet things are going great for him these days! Big house, big car, big boat... I'll bet he'd like to know about the incredible low mortgage rates available to him! And what better way to break that layer of ice that has formed between us over the years?"

[spatch]

IF THEY'RE LAUGHING TRYING TO SELL YOU A SECOND MORTGAGE, YOU DON'T NEED THEM, CAUSE THEY'RE NOT GOOD FRIENDS

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

*sniff*

... So all those people I added to my contacts list? They... they're not my *real* friends?

I have no real friends :(

[littlegirltoast.livejournal.com]

come on mom, I'm not Bowser