IT'S SUPER CELEBRITY SHOWDOWN TIME

[spatch]

Hooray for insomnia! Now I get to play WHAT FAMOUS PERSON DO YOU VAGUELY RESEMBLE thanks to some very expensive British computer!

So first I tried it and it said I look JUST LIEK HUGH JACKMANS!!1 Also, GERARD FRENCH DUDE!!!!1 and WYCLEF!!!!! JEAN!! Of those I would say sadly that Mr. Gerard French Dude is the closest match, if only because we both have heads shaped like potatoes.

Then I decided to see what it'd say for MR ABBIE THE CATS and the first result is very very surprising indeed -- but all the more hilarious to think about. And maybe the third one is amusing, too, in a very scary I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR FOOD NOW sort of way.

And then I decided to cast
CAT TOWN: THE MOVIE


STARRING AL PACINO


JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT


LIAM NEESON


UMA THURMAN


JACKIE CHAN


ASHTON KUTCHER


JOAQUIN PHOENIX


TAYE DIGGS


ISABELLE ADJANI



AND SPECIAL GUEST STARS BRAD PITT AND JOHN MALKOVICH AS THE EASILY STARTLED CATS

DJ Hand Puppet was some sport-playing fellow so I think he'll only get a cameo in the film.

As you can see the results were vaguely... eerie. (Even if I exercised casting privilege and opted for the Second Choice on at least one of the cast members.) And with lots of JPEG artifacts, though I swear that's the site's fault.

Comments

[annilita.livejournal.com]

Oh... my... turd...

Ok, Joaquin Phoenix as the hurr hurr hurr cat would be so cool, I cannot even tell you.

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

Best. Cast. Evar.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

Spatch, you have just made my life that one little bit better.

[antiquated-tory.livejournal.com]

Given my non-moviegoing lifestyle I don't know all these actors, but even so this is hilarious. Winner.

Pity you can't send this to their agents. Well, you could, but I doubt they'd look at it or find it funny, as Hollywood agents don't seem to be the wacky sense of humor types.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

DJ Hand Puppet's athelete/actor has a truly cup-shaped head. But they're the best resemblance match of the whole bunch.

[spatch]

Yeah, he almost looks like a freakin' hand puppet too.

I dig the way the lamb cat and Jackie Chan have the same kind of smile -- though from a character perspective it's not a very good choice, as Jackie Chan has to be the good guy. Then again, Al Pacino's not known for his polarized Good Guy roles, either, so perhaps this film version is one of those gritty "re-imaginings" which blurs the line between good and bad. I mean, could you imagine El Guapo as a brooding antihero? Oh me oh my...

[mcduff.livejournal.com]

Dibs on Executive Producer.

[fourcoffees.livejournal.com]

Taye Diggs is *so* the perfect match.

[dcart.livejournal.com]

I had to fight the urge to tell you how much I loved your work with The Fugees when I first met you. I'm just sayin'.

[spatch]

Yeah, but you did end up eventually asking me for Lauryn Hill's number. She still hasn't forgiven me for giving it to you, either.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

I smell Oscar.




His trashcan lid must be open. But still, great casting choices.

[arielblue.livejournal.com]

Brad Pitt really does look like the Easily Startled Cat. Whoa.

[androidqueen.livejournal.com]

i just want you all to know that i look like cindy crawford. awww jeaaahhh.

and uma thurman is perfect!

[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

You know what's odd, well, to me anyway, is that anytime I see a Spatchfoto I think there's SOMEONE famous you look like but can't remember who. It ain't Wyclef Jean though. Or Bouncy!Hugh.

[spatch]

Someone once said Bill Hicks in response to that sideways-glancing picture and I appreciate the comparison though I sure hope I live a bit longer than the poor bastard.

[groggenspiel.livejournal.com]

Holy shit. I had to restrain myself from laughing myself to death. I'd say this was "better than Cats," but that would make no sense.

Wow.