KISSINGERPHONE

[spatch]

RING RING, KISSINGERPHONE


...


WHY NO, I DID NOT HEAR CAT TOWN HAD A NEW EPISODE TONIGHT


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YOU MEAN THERE ARE TWO EPISODES? A TRIBUTE TO FARK AND THE CONCLUSION TO THE DOGVILLE SAGA? THAT'S GREAT


OH AND I AM IN IT TOO? THAT'S EXCELLENT, I WILL HANG UP NOW AND GO SEE IT, LOTS OF LOVE, BYE-BYE

Comments

[yuda.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! I'm laughing harder than I have at cat town since, perhaps, the first and second ones.

[mikester.livejournal.com]

Mighty funny!

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

Oh man. I love this more than words can say.

[roody.livejournal.com]

Ha, that's great. I recognized the movie reference in the Dogville episode by the second line. Now I'm just disappointed that there wasn't a 7up commercial in there (which has nothing to do with the movie, of course, but Spatch should know what I'm talking about).

[annilita.livejournal.com]

Hurr, hurr, hurr... boobies...

Pretty clever to disguise your identity like that, Rob, but we all know you aren't 33.

[spatch]

SSH, THAT WAS A CLEVER RUSE DESIGNED TO THROW THEM OFF THE SCENT
mom helped me think that one up too

[rigel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was going to make a comment about the "no date" thing too. ;)

[sunavatar.livejournal.com]

mwahahaha. The funniest moment was going, "buh? CAT TOWN was farked?" and going to see the farkage, and then crying at the utter lack of it-getting.

Also, code error: the two new strips seem to include an "Episodes" link leading to episodes.jpg.

[spatch]

Whoa and the Crum-O-Script got bustificated, too. Fixed 'em both right up, thanks!

[joenotcharles.livejournal.com]

Actually, I thought (at least in the beginning) that a surprising number of people got it.

[thufir-hawat.livejournal.com]

*pum* *pum*

JUSTICE IS SERVED

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

The sun is shining, I can see light at the end of the tunnel with this bloody proofreading, and there is a new Cat Town.

With Henry Kissinger.

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

The HURR HURR cat spoke!

All my fan fiction alternate universe theories are finally PROVED!

[spatch]

He's always been able to speak!

And what fanfiction have you been writing recently, anyway?!

[aussie-nyc.livejournal.com]

Just wait till they find HILARIOUSCOMIC.

[grendelyn.livejournal.com]

Bwah! I love it!

[slit.livejournal.com]

OKAY THAT PART MIGHT JUST BE TRUE FOR SOME OF THE USERS BUT THEN AGAIN WE CAN'T ALL BE EXPERTS AT THE INTERNET



bwahahahahaha

[slit.livejournal.com]

Also: You are a gem. I'm not sure I've ever called anyone that before, what with it not being 1963 and all, but you are. Way to go.

[doctor-sentence.livejournal.com]

*Is awed.*

[karyn.livejournal.com]

oh that just makes me so happy. yay muppets!

[katre50.livejournal.com]

Mr Spatch, that was just freaking great. Yay movie reference!

[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

Demand SPATCH BRAND COMEDY by name.

I certainly do.

[sargent.livejournal.com]

Nicely done, sir.

I mean, HURR HURR HURR.

[song72.livejournal.com]

Best. Cat Town. Ever.

Excellent!

Keith

[(Anonymous)]

I weep in the presence of greatness.

And now the Animal Hat Gang sings in my head.

[pecosy.livejournal.com]

Now I feel all warm and fuzzy.

...

Motorcycle Cop. Ha!

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

I just noticed that the rarely-seen cat who wears the pink bunny ears is technically an Animal Hat cat. She's clearly female, but not a member of the AHG? She's not doing much with her life, drifting and vocationless and occasionally screaming AAAAAA!, but otherwise primed to fall in with the wrong crowd. I see future Gangsta Bitch written all over her...

[spatch]

You're the first person to notice the connection with regards to the headgear! You never know. Perhaps she has a past with the Animal Hat Gang. Perhaps she's remaining tight-lipped about it. Maybe I still just haven't come up with a good name for her yet, you never know!

[ctartchick.livejournal.com]

Ooh, ooh, she's a moll!!!

(Finally, I get to use that word in a sentence!)

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

"Bunny" is a good gangsta bitch handle, except you'd want to spell it "Bun-nay," or "Bunnaee" with an accent mark over a letter, or "J-Bun" or something.

[spatch]

Yea, but even with all the carrots she's got, she's still Bunny from the block.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

I'm down wid dat, yo.
:-)

Oh no Mister Spatch!

[morgaine723.livejournal.com]

Please to be advising when your loyal yet tardy fans may once again view the greatness which is CAT TOWN, unjustly FARKED by the teeming dweeboids.

Re: Oh no Mister Spatch!

[spatch]

As soon as growf brings up the webserver with bandwidth-conserving practices in place, I guess. I shall share the news with everybody when that happens.

[lpsmith.livejournal.com]

http://www.grantspassnews.com/articles/index.cfm?artOID=241086&cp=4275

Just in time for a very special episode of Cat Town.