ATTENTION LIVEJOURNAL

[spatch]

JOANNE WORLEY IS WATCHING YOU
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES
SHOULD YOU TELL ANY CHICKEN JOKES

Comments

[ctartchick.livejournal.com]

Joanne Worley's face suddenly appearing on my monitor = fright-induced heart attack. Dang.

Bawk, Bawk.

[spatch]

Was that a chicken joke?!

[ctartchick.livejournal.com]

It's my approximation of the sqwak of fear made by a chicken on the chopping block. (A sound I am sadly familiar with.) If I were making a chicken joke, the emphasis would be different.

Bawk, bawk BAWK!

Like that.

[isquiesque.livejournal.com]

What are you on, and can I have some?

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

I miss you, Gary Owens...

[saint-buddha.livejournal.com]

Damn, when I first saw the picture, I was going to nick it for an icon but you already justifiably made it yours.

[spatch]

Go ahead, nick away. I don't see any other use I'll have for it other than to call out potential chicken jokes from time to time.

[glowkitty]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

He was lactose-intolerant.

(That technically wasn't a chicken joke. The chicken wasn't in the punchline. He is merely a player on the stage of lactose intolerance.)

[saint-buddha.livejournal.com]

How often are you going to be shoutin' out chicken jokes? Cuz' I don't want to be using the same icon as you on the same day with a full moon out. Horrors!