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Oct. 22nd, 2004 10:23 pm
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JOANNE WORLEY IS WATCHING YOU
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES
SHOULD YOU TELL ANY CHICKEN JOKES
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Date: 2004-10-23 03:35 pm (UTC)
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

He was lactose-intolerant.

(That technically wasn't a chicken joke. The chicken wasn't in the punchline. He is merely a player on the stage of lactose intolerance.)
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