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While getting dressed just now, I lashed out with my belt and killed a fly. Well, ok, maybe I just dazed the fly and disabled its ability to defy gravity, and perhaps then the fall to the ground killed it, but the fact of the matter is that I took it out with one mighty swipe of a belt.

And now if you'll pardon me, I'm gonna go carve Un D'un Coup into this terrible weapon of mouche destruction.

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Date: 2004-10-29 01:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] muffyjo
If you're not careful, we are going to start asking you to kill giants!

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Date: 2004-10-29 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betweenstations.livejournal.com
I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
PERHAPS SHE'LL DIE!

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Date: 2004-10-29 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pecosy.livejournal.com
Beginner's luck.

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Date: 2004-10-29 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triplehdm.livejournal.com
Who are you, Pootie Tang? *smack*

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