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While getting dressed just now, I lashed out with my belt and killed a fly. Well, ok, maybe I just dazed the fly and disabled its ability to defy gravity, and perhaps then the fall to the ground killed it, but the fact of the matter is that I took it out with one mighty swipe of a belt.

And now if you'll pardon me, I'm gonna go carve Un D'un Coup into this terrible weapon of mouche destruction.

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Date: 2004-10-29 01:41 pm (UTC)
muffyjo: (Default)
From: [personal profile] muffyjo
If you're not careful, we are going to start asking you to kill giants!

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Date: 2004-10-29 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheezdanish.livejournal.com
Oh damn you stole my joke.

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Date: 2004-10-29 02:09 pm (UTC)
muffyjo: (Default)
From: [personal profile] muffyjo
LOL! Great minds think alike? (Or is it fools seldom differ - take your pick).

Keith

Date: 2004-10-29 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Thirty Helens agree.

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Date: 2004-10-29 03:15 pm (UTC)
muffyjo: (Default)
From: [personal profile] muffyjo
what..the fly...it has been undone!?

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Date: 2004-10-29 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betweenstations.livejournal.com
I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
PERHAPS SHE'LL DIE!

Tales from the back seat

Date: 2004-10-30 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morgaine723.livejournal.com
Mama! Why did the old lady swallow the fly?
I don't know, Nathan.
Mama! Why did she swallow the fly?!?
I don't know, Nathan. Why do you think?
Mama! Answer me!!
She had to, Nathan, it was in the song.
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly ...

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Date: 2004-10-29 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pecosy.livejournal.com
Beginner's luck.

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Date: 2004-10-29 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triplehdm.livejournal.com
Who are you, Pootie Tang? *smack*

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Date: 2004-10-30 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] triplehdm.livejournal.com
You come not one, but many times tainey.
(i just can't resist)

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