oh and before I forget

[spatch]

IT'S THE 2004 MR. BELVEDERE REUNION SPECIAL

Streaks on the china never mattered before, who cared?
When you drop-kicked your jacket as you came thru the door, no one glared
But sometimes things get turned around and no one's spared
All hands look out below, there's a change in the status quo
Gonna need all the help that we can get
According to our new arrival, life is more than mere survival
And we just might live the good life yet!

INT. OWENS HOUSE - DAY

GEORGE OWENS: Hey, it's great to see the entire Owens clan back home for the holidays!

MARSHA OWENS: It certainly is wonderful. Even with all our adventures, we always seem to stick together as a family.

WESLEY OWENS: And speaking of adventures, remember when we had that English butler live with us for a while?

KEVIN OWENS: Yeah! Mr. B or something, wasn't he?

HEATHER OWENS: I think it was Mr. Belvedere.

KEVIN OWENS: Mr. Belvedere, yeah! Whatever happened to him?

GEORGE OWENS: Well, actually, he died a few years back.

KIDS: Oh.

(There is an AWKWARD SILENCE. FADEOUT.)

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BEST-POST-OF-THE-MONTH!!

Not only for the sheer hilarity contained within, but MOREso in that I was never able to figure out that first line of the theme song. "Streets gone to China"?? "SCREECH gone to China"??? I always wondered why the writers thought anyone would care about Dustin Diamond's globetrotting asian adventures.