we are indeed going to hell

[spatch]

Mr Spatch: Bernhard Goetz' AOL screenname is BerniePie.
Miss Lynn: REALLY!
Miss Lynn: did you text him?
Mr Spatch: I don't know if I should
Mr Spatch: I mean, how would he take a message of "Hey, you got five bucks?"
Miss Lynn: DO IT!!!!! I DARE YOU
Miss Lynn: he'd give you warning points!!!!
Mr Spatch: then he'd say "You don't look so bad"
Miss Lynn: how did you get his screen name?
Mr Spatch: http://www.bernieformayor.com

Comments

The best part of his bio

[(Anonymous)]

"Was active in community improvements and is well known on crime issues (for accurate information refer to: "Subway Gunman" by Mark Lesly, Ch. 4 - 16)."

Well known on crime issues? Community improvements? I guess shooting all the petty criminals is a form of community improvement. At least he displays a politician's knack for turning a negative into a positive.

Re: The best part of his bio

[spatch]

His "community improvements" involved showing up at neighborhood meetings whacked out on PCP and getting into trouble by using ethnic slurs, so yeah, he's got a great way of turning those around.