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So CBS is touting the SUPER SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST who will appear at the crummy halftime show?

My cynical, oh-for-pete's-sake guess is this: It won't be an entertainer. It'll be Jessica Lynch.

It's exactly the shitty flag-wavin' kinda SALUTE TO US! move I could see them making.

Please, CBS, prove me wrong. Prove me very wrong. I defy you.

cup runnething over

Seven minutes into Survivor: All Stars and Richard Hatch is naked.

This, folks, is why they made television.