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Feb. 1st, 2004 08:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spatchSo CBS is touting the SUPER SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST who will appear at the crummy halftime show?
My cynical, oh-for-pete's-sake guess is this: It won't be an entertainer. It'll be Jessica Lynch.
It's exactly the shitty flag-wavin' kinda SALUTE TO US! move I could see them making.
Please, CBS, prove me wrong. Prove me very wrong. I defy you.
My cynical, oh-for-pete's-sake guess is this: It won't be an entertainer. It'll be Jessica Lynch.
It's exactly the shitty flag-wavin' kinda SALUTE TO US! move I could see them making.
Please, CBS, prove me wrong. Prove me very wrong. I defy you.
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Date: 2004-02-01 03:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-02-01 04:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-02-01 04:58 pm (UTC)Or maybe it will be the *First* coming, and he'll start smiting all us Christians who fell for that false messiah.
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Date: 2004-02-01 05:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-02-01 06:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-02-01 06:12 pm (UTC)my guesses:
Date: 2004-02-01 06:44 pm (UTC)What it'll probably be; Some disgusting grandiose three pronged entrance by the All Star Survivor cast
What my wet dream is: Dick Cheney is the special guest, has a heart attack from the excitement or is assassinated by the OH Sniper (a man claiming to be him called in to police claiming people would see him "live on Sunday") while Air Force One concurrently crashes into John Ashcroft's house
Re: my guesses:
Date: 2004-02-01 07:34 pm (UTC)Oh my God. Oh my GOD. You're right. Jeebus. It'll be Rupert and Richard and all those skinny girls singing Hit Me With Your Best Shot while Up With People dance in the background.
Re: my guesses:
Date: 2004-02-01 07:37 pm (UTC)YOU HEAR IT WHEREVER YOU GO...
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Date: 2004-02-01 11:53 pm (UTC)I suspect that BushCo are going to helicopter in with Osama.
in retrospect
Date: 2004-02-02 03:43 am (UTC)