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[spatch]

So CBS is touting the SUPER SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST who will appear at the crummy halftime show?

My cynical, oh-for-pete's-sake guess is this: It won't be an entertainer. It'll be Jessica Lynch.

It's exactly the shitty flag-wavin' kinda SALUTE TO US! move I could see them making.

Please, CBS, prove me wrong. Prove me very wrong. I defy you.

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[acsumama.livejournal.com]

It will be Jesus. He called ahead to let them know about the Second Coming.

Or maybe it will be the *First* coming, and he'll start smiting all us Christians who fell for that false messiah.

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[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

Jesus at the SuperBowl, eh? I wonder what His stance on Pork Rinds and Hot Dogs will be? (He's Jewish, after all...)

[terras.livejournal.com]

Oh, would he come already.... I'm starting to chafe.