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So CBS is touting the SUPER SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST who will appear at the crummy halftime show?

My cynical, oh-for-pete's-sake guess is this: It won't be an entertainer. It'll be Jessica Lynch.

It's exactly the shitty flag-wavin' kinda SALUTE TO US! move I could see them making.

Please, CBS, prove me wrong. Prove me very wrong. I defy you.

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my guesses:

[zorndeslammes.livejournal.com]

What I'm hoping for (and will likely not happen): Eminem, who goes on an diatribe about politics to hype the album he's currently recording

What it'll probably be; Some disgusting grandiose three pronged entrance by the All Star Survivor cast

What my wet dream is: Dick Cheney is the special guest, has a heart attack from the excitement or is assassinated by the OH Sniper (a man claiming to be him called in to police claiming people would see him "live on Sunday") while Air Force One concurrently crashes into John Ashcroft's house

Re: my guesses:

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

What it'll probably be; Some disgusting grandiose three pronged entrance by the All Star Survivor cast

Oh my God. Oh my GOD. You're right. Jeebus. It'll be Rupert and Richard and all those skinny girls singing Hit Me With Your Best Shot while Up With People dance in the background.

Re: my guesses:

[spatch]

oh god, it's the INEVITABLE RETURN of UP, UP WITH PEOPLE
YOU HEAR IT WHEREVER YOU GO...