OH NOS!

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WHAT YOU SAY!
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I BETTER REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW TO COUNTERACT THE FLUX CAPACITOR BEFORE WE REACH 88MPH AND CROSS THE STREAMS!!

And a page from Kilborn's playbook

"Okay, everybody now: Neidermeyer!"
"DEAD!"
"Marmalard!"
"DEAD!"
"Michael Eisner? ... Outta here."

My grim grinning ghost is grinning quite grimly now. Oh sure, he still gets three letters next to his name, but he DOESN'T HAVE THE CHAIR.

Nice one, Mikey. Maybe you and Ovitz can kiss, make up, and form your own media conglomerate in your backyard treehouse next.

IT'S THEATRE TIME IN SOMERVILLE, BEEP BEEP

Okay so maybe YOU are hanging around Somerville this weekend or next and YOU are thinking to yourself "Well by gum I'd sure like to see some live entertainment, maybe a play, yeah, a play would be great, and wouldn't it be nice if I didn't have to spend so much money to see one, because while I am starved for entertainment I am also poor or at least not as well-off as certain governors who claim to live in Belmont and are big dopes anyway?"

OR

Maybe YOU have thought "Gee, I sure do have an odd compulsion to see my pal Spatch walk around in a purple and silver king outfit with tights, a crown, and a beard spirit-gummed to his face!"

OR

Maybe YOU have recently thought "I have read Tom Stoppard's great play Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead and what fun it was, but I wonder what it is like when actually played out onstage?"

WELL THIS WEEKEND AND NEXT, HONEY, YOUR PRAYERS ARE GOING TO BE ANSWERED

Theatre@First proudly presents its inaugural production
Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

At the First Congregational Church of Somerville
89 College Ave, Somerville, Mass.
(Just a few blocks up from Davis Square)

Friday and Saturday, March 5 and 6 at 8:00 pm
Sunday, March 7 at 2:00 pm
AND
Friday and Saturday, March 12 and 13 at 8:00 pm
Sunday, March 14 at 2:00 pm

TICKETS are $10 for adults and $7 for seniors and students
And can be purchased at the door or by phone at 617-621-3571 or by emailing bex77@comcast.net

IT IS A NIGHT OF ENTERTAINMENT YOU PROBABLY WON'T SOON FORGET UNLESS YOU SHOW UP HIGH
IN WHICH CASE I MIGHT ALSO ADD THAT REFRESHMENTS WILL BE ON SALE AS WELL

Hope to see several of you there!