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WHILE I WAS TYPING ON THE COMPUTER SOMETHING BEHIND ME SAID "LOOK OVER THERE" SO I SAID "WHAT" AND LOOKED AND WHEN I TURNED BACK AROUND, THERE WAS A NEW EPISODE OF DOGVILLE

OH BEEZER, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

I did this in 10 minutes, 30 if you count having to fix mistakes I didn't make

If you're wondering why so many Quizilla quizzes are dumb, it's because the shoddy interface and crummy coding immediately remove 45% of your IQ when you start working on one. (Sorting the questions and responses in asciibetical order, guys? C'mon, you can do better than that. And get a load of the horrible URL that's generated, too. Hello pointers.)

With that said I present the best quiz that has ever graced a friends list:

WHICH CAT TOWN CHARACTER ARE YOU?

Yes, I could've cobbled it together homebrew-style and hosted it on spatch.net, but that would've taken all the fun out of it. If it isn't a slowly-loading annoying Quizilla quiz, then by cracky it's not a truly annoying friends list meme! And there's no more guesswork through 10 or 15 questions to make sure you get the results you want and brag to everybody "See? I knew it all along!"

HOORAY

apologies to HL Mencken and that Chinese guy he knew

No, Donnie Darko's teacher, the most beautiful buncha words in the English language is not "cellar door."

It is "snack bar."

Thank you for your time.

GUYS I DON'T THINK I TOOK THE QUIZ RIGHT

CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU ARE LINDA WERTHEIMER!

A VETERAN NEWSCASTER AND FAMILIAR VOICE TO MANY,
YOUR DULCET TONES AND INTELLIGENT SPEECH
MAKE YOU A FRIEND TO NPR LISTENERS WORLDWIDE.
HOWEVER YOUR LAST NAME IS WERTHEIMER SO TAKE YOUR
GLORY WHERE YOU CAN, OK

WASN'T THAT FUN? NOW CUT AND PASTE THE
CODE INTO YOUR LJ AND ANNOY EVERYONE ON YOUR
FRIENDS LIST!


WHICH CAT TOWN CHARACTER ARE YOU?
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