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[spatch]

WHILE I WAS TYPING ON THE COMPUTER SOMETHING BEHIND ME SAID "LOOK OVER THERE" SO I SAID "WHAT" AND LOOKED AND WHEN I TURNED BACK AROUND, THERE WAS A NEW EPISODE OF DOGVILLE

OH BEEZER, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

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[hyperina.livejournal.com]

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[annilita.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Kick their butts Cat Town!!

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

*tenterhooks*

[rockingharder.livejournal.com]

I hate Dogville. I'm pretty excited for that crazy animal hat gang to get their act together. I want them to plot their revenge and carry it out. Cat Town rules.

[thufir-hawat.livejournal.com]

Damnit, I'm so nervous for Dogville. I hope El Perro Estupendo can save them! =(

[fourcoffees.livejournal.com]

I predict this will all end in a THIS TOWN IS YOUR TOWN, THIS TOWN IS MY TOWN song-and-dance number.

[ericrapp.livejournal.com]

Wait just one freaking second, mister funny ha-ha giggle guy. You probably think you're clever except you forgot one thing,,,,,,,,

WHAT ABOUT BEEZER?!?!????!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!!!??

Yeah, you forgot that part, DIDN'T YOU? HUH?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?! WHAT THE GOSH-DARNED GOSH ABOUT BEEZER?

You forgot about Beezer. You have no soul. It's so obvious.

Enjoy HELL, person with no soul and no hope of redemption except for saving Beezer which you failed to do. Hey, don't worry about the flames as they consume you and you say "Oh I wish I had thought about Beezer before I died and was consigned to eternal hellfire" because you're Mister Chuckles, Mister Har De Har Har, Mister Oh-It's-Not-So-Funny-Now-When-My-Bones-Are-Charred-By-Satan's-Eternal-Damnation, Oh-The-Horrible-Horrible-Horrible-Pain. Why should you have cared about Beezer?

Beezer meant nothing to you in Life. Perhaps he will mean something to you in Death and Eternal Hellfire.

[katre50.livejournal.com]

I knew that El Guapo would save the day. Eventually. Get cracking, El Guapo. Please?

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

My goodness. The animal hat gang and El Guapo, working together for the greater good?

Did El Guapo slip them roofies or something?

Definitely a postmodern societal trope

[dustytm.livejournal.com]

This dichotomy between Cat Town and Dogville seems to have established within its own postmodern millieu a sense of transcendance between the real and the animal. The conflict between the dueling sets of animals -- with and without hats (which would seem to imply a post-colonial idea of masks equaling moral signifiers -- more information on the background of the Animal Hat Gang would confirm this hypothesis) -- creates an almost Hegelian dialectic of societal ideals, upsetting the fruit basket of normal relations within the individual groups in favor of a conflagration of imbroglios and conflicting tropes. Which will emerge at the end, or will these groups forever be locked in opposing postmodern conflict? Can there be a resolution, and what does it mean for the future of democracy?

I think I'll write my doctoral dissertation on this, hurr hurr hurr.

Re: Definitely a postmodern societal trope

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Re: Definitely a postmodern societal trope

[dcart.livejournal.com]

Dusty, that's the best thing I've ever read.

I think I may just have to stop writing in post-modern jargon now. I have been so thoroughly bested that the only honorable thing to do is retire and meditate upon my disgrace.

Re: Definitely a postmodern societal trope

[dustytm.livejournal.com]

And the beauty of it is, I was talking out of my ass.

One graduate course in postmodernism and I can spew invective with the best of them. Muahahaha.

[pecosy.livejournal.com]

Me likey lots.

[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

I think both CAT TOWN and DOG VILLE should be replaced by PRAIRIE DOG VILLAGE, featuring totally nude prairie dogs.

[isquiesque.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Spatch.