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WHILE I WAS TYPING ON THE COMPUTER SOMETHING BEHIND ME SAID "LOOK OVER THERE" SO I SAID "WHAT" AND LOOKED AND WHEN I TURNED BACK AROUND, THERE WAS A NEW EPISODE OF DOGVILLE

OH BEEZER, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

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Wait just one freaking second, mister funny ha-ha giggle guy. You probably think you're clever except you forgot one thing,,,,,,,,

WHAT ABOUT BEEZER?!?!????!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!!!??

Yeah, you forgot that part, DIDN'T YOU? HUH?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?! WHAT THE GOSH-DARNED GOSH ABOUT BEEZER?

You forgot about Beezer. You have no soul. It's so obvious.

Enjoy HELL, person with no soul and no hope of redemption except for saving Beezer which you failed to do. Hey, don't worry about the flames as they consume you and you say "Oh I wish I had thought about Beezer before I died and was consigned to eternal hellfire" because you're Mister Chuckles, Mister Har De Har Har, Mister Oh-It's-Not-So-Funny-Now-When-My-Bones-Are-Charred-By-Satan's-Eternal-Damnation, Oh-The-Horrible-Horrible-Horrible-Pain. Why should you have cared about Beezer?

Beezer meant nothing to you in Life. Perhaps he will mean something to you in Death and Eternal Hellfire.