This morning's achievements

While getting dressed just now, I lashed out with my belt and killed a fly. Well, ok, maybe I just dazed the fly and disabled its ability to defy gravity, and perhaps then the fall to the ground killed it, but the fact of the matter is that I took it out with one mighty swipe of a belt.

And now if you'll pardon me, I'm gonna go carve Un D'un Coup into this terrible weapon of mouche destruction.