If It Didn't Exist It Would Have Been Necessary To Make It Up Dept.

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I dunno about you, but I certainly would've loved a visit from a boa constrictor for my 8th birthday. Instead, I think we went roller-skating.

Birthday Party Clowns or Prison Nicknames?

Pockets
Moogie
Mr. Giggles
Prissy
Sprinkles
Pookie
Sassafrass
Twistyman
White Power Bill