If It Didn't Exist It Would Have Been Necessary To Make It Up Dept.

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http://www.rizzosreptilediscovery.com/




I dunno about you, but I certainly would've loved a visit from a boa constrictor for my 8th birthday. Instead, I think we went roller-skating.

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[silenceleigh.livejournal.com]

We have one of those kinds of people here--he also does company meetings, so I've seen him a few times. He has this great tortoise who wanders around while he's presenting.

[iheartoothecae.livejournal.com]

I would have loved that. To hell with magicians and balloon-wielding clowns, bring on the snakes!

Actually, that still sounds fun. I know what I'm doing for my 27th birthday!!

[byrneout.livejournal.com]

And what's wrong with roller skating?

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Nothing...

...if you like doing the Hokey Pokey for free otter pops with Roller Rabbit and Officer Dog.

and having your musical requests constantly denied. the bastard DJ would never play Taco's "Puttin On The Ritz" for me, goddammit.

(now I am running like crazy to avoid a full-body check.)

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

"I'm tired of all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking cake!"

Or was that old the first time he said it?

[marphod.livejournal.com]

At 225$ per hour, it seems like the reptile Party is more expensive than roller skating.

I wanna meatmeet Tiny.

[scholargipsy.livejournal.com]

Given the name, all I can think is, There are worse things I could do/ than to constrict and swallow you....

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I'm sure it's extra to get Stockard Channing.

[earthling177.livejournal.com]

There's always Ouchy the Clown (www.ouchytheclown.com) -- he's also a meeting facilitator. :-P

(And no, I have never used, or wanted to use, his services. Just pointing out another "alternative" for people who want weird parties...) ;-)