If It Didn't Exist It Would Have Been Necessary To Make It Up Dept.

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http://www.rizzosreptilediscovery.com/




I dunno about you, but I certainly would've loved a visit from a boa constrictor for my 8th birthday. Instead, I think we went roller-skating.

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[silenceleigh.livejournal.com]

We have one of those kinds of people here--he also does company meetings, so I've seen him a few times. He has this great tortoise who wanders around while he's presenting.

[iheartoothecae.livejournal.com]

I would have loved that. To hell with magicians and balloon-wielding clowns, bring on the snakes!

Actually, that still sounds fun. I know what I'm doing for my 27th birthday!!

[byrneout.livejournal.com]

And what's wrong with roller skating?

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

"I'm tired of all these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking cake!"

Or was that old the first time he said it?

[marphod.livejournal.com]

At 225$ per hour, it seems like the reptile Party is more expensive than roller skating.

I wanna meatmeet Tiny.

[scholargipsy.livejournal.com]

Given the name, all I can think is, There are worse things I could do/ than to constrict and swallow you....

[earthling177.livejournal.com]

There's always Ouchy the Clown (www.ouchytheclown.com) -- he's also a meeting facilitator. :-P

(And no, I have never used, or wanted to use, his services. Just pointing out another "alternative" for people who want weird parties...) ;-)