KEEPIN COOL WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF

[spatch]

It was hot yesterday, lordy it was hot, and it's slightly cooler but still hot today. That means it's too hot to write.
BUT THE TEMPERATURE IS JUST RIGHT TO COOL OFF THE DAVID HASSELHOFF WAY!

Comments

[archangelsk.livejournal.com]

That would be a lot less creepy if his hands were on the table where we could see them.

[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

You disturb me, Rob.

[ivorjawa.livejournal.com]

Going to have nightmares now.

[guxx.livejournal.com]

That's not David! His shoulders are too big.

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

you horrible little man.

[mhaille.livejournal.com]

The frightening part is that I saw that and knew exactly where that was from.

[janric.livejournal.com]

Best epic battle EVAR

[lexinatrix.livejournal.com]

Ditto.

THE GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSLEHOFF!

[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

Germans also love mustard porn.

[triplehdm.livejournal.com]

is that david re-creating the first death scene in Jaws?

[lno.livejournal.com]

What about the David Hasselhoff speedo-crotch-zoom-shot?

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

I don't know who you are, but for the love of Pete don't encourage him.

[lno.livejournal.com]

Don't look if you value your sanity.

But it IS strangely compelling...

[gismonda.livejournal.com]

Bingo.

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

I still don't know who you are, but I totally and utterly hate you.

*screams*

[signsoflife.livejournal.com]

Sooooo. . . close. .. .

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

What's most disturbing is that, an hour before that picture was shot, Hasslehoff was standing in a dry river bed.

That's right. David Hasslehoff brings the ocean wherever he goes because David Hasslehoff is Neptune, God of the Seas.

Keith

[(Anonymous)]

Hey! Put that thing away!

[lno.livejournal.com]

Just try to get some sleep tonight.

(hee hee hee)

[semer.livejournal.com]

I love you because you have provided me with the perfect revenge image.

:)

[eeka13.livejournal.com]

We do not!

[ctartchick.livejournal.com]

Me, too.

Although, since I am in posession of a 5 year old, I guess I have an excuse. Kind of. There is, of course, no excuse for the fact that I liked it. :-/

[glowkitty]

O, the humanity.

[cloudscout.livejournal.com]

The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.

Re: Keith

[spatch]

DON'T TOUCH IT OR ITS MOTHER WON'T TAKE IT BACK



oh, ew, wait...

[morgaine723.livejournal.com]

You scare me. Stay away from my children.

[karyn.livejournal.com]

holy shit that is funny

[dogofthefuture.livejournal.com]

It's the little head bobble that really makes that so very, very special.

[ungratefulninja.livejournal.com]

That and the fact that the GIF banding makes him look completely, utterly, worryingly dry.

[isquiesque.livejournal.com]

I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that. I will not Google that.

Okay, I broke down and Googled.

And I'm still confused.

I don't want to know, do I?