KEEPIN COOL WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF

[spatch]

It was hot yesterday, lordy it was hot, and it's slightly cooler but still hot today. That means it's too hot to write.
BUT THE TEMPERATURE IS JUST RIGHT TO COOL OFF THE DAVID HASSELHOFF WAY!

Comments

[archangelsk.livejournal.com]

That would be a lot less creepy if his hands were on the table where we could see them.

[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

You disturb me, Rob.

[ivorjawa.livejournal.com]

Going to have nightmares now.

[guxx.livejournal.com]

That's not David! His shoulders are too big.

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

you horrible little man.

[mhaille.livejournal.com]

The frightening part is that I saw that and knew exactly where that was from.

[triplehdm.livejournal.com]

is that david re-creating the first death scene in Jaws?

[lno.livejournal.com]

What about the David Hasselhoff speedo-crotch-zoom-shot?

[signsoflife.livejournal.com]

Sooooo. . . close. .. .

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

What's most disturbing is that, an hour before that picture was shot, Hasslehoff was standing in a dry river bed.

That's right. David Hasslehoff brings the ocean wherever he goes because David Hasslehoff is Neptune, God of the Seas.

[glowkitty]

O, the humanity.

[cloudscout.livejournal.com]

The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.

[morgaine723.livejournal.com]

You scare me. Stay away from my children.

[karyn.livejournal.com]

holy shit that is funny

[dogofthefuture.livejournal.com]

It's the little head bobble that really makes that so very, very special.