it stinks!

[spatch]

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A SUPER COOL ASS CYCLIST AND I CAN'T CALL YOU "BIKER" OR WHATEVER
YOU GOTTA FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE ROAD TOO
NO YOUR LIVESTRONG BRACELET DOESN'T MEAN YOU GOT SPECIAL PRIVILEGES
THAT MEANS IF THE LIGHT IS RED AND THERE'S A WALK SIGNAL, YOU GOTTA STOP TOO
OTHERWISE PEOPLE YOU NEARLY RUN OVER AS THEY TRY TO LEGALLY CROSS THE STREET IN THE CROSSWALK SUCH AS CERTAIN PEOPLE NAMED SPATCH WILL LOUDLY DEMAND YOU PERFORM CERTAIN ANATOMICAL IMPOSSIBILITIES UPON YOUR PERSON
AND NO, YOUR MIDDLE FINGER DOES NOT MEAN "THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THE ERRORS OF MY WAYS"
JACKASS

Comments

[moxie-fawn.livejournal.com]

I hate them too. I hate that the law says they should ride in traffic with me and my car, dispite the fact that they can only go some measly slow mph. I HATE being stuck behind them, in their bad spandex.

[androidqueen.livejournal.com]

ha!

most places you can pass us. even so, you should be glad we're out there. otherwise traffic would be far worse than it already is.

[rosalux.livejournal.com]

not to mention - the asshole who runs lights & shears pedestrians, do you want that person in a car instead of on a bike?

I have one friend who is an insanely aggressive cyclist and he's downright terrifying as a driver.