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Ah, well. God closes a door, He opens a windo-- hang on. I said, when God closes a door, He opens a win-- what? Oh, heh. Looks like it's stuck in its frame. Ok, so maybe if He jiggles it a bit... no? What about from side to side? Huh. Well, is He sure it's unlatched correctly? Some of those windows have weird latches, you know, and -- it is unlatched? So why isn't it moving? Shouldn't it slide easily in its track? I mean, what if He put all His weight up against it and oh-pens-a-win-dow-OH-PENS-A-WIN-DOW-OPENS-A-WINDOW-DAMMIT!!... complaining now that there's no decent handhold? Yeah, those newer windows can be murder on the fingers, and, uh, maybe if... oh. Okay. Gotcha. Right then.

Sorry about that, all. God's closed the door but He's gonna run down to the store and get some WD-40 for that window. We'll see if that'll help.

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Date: 2005-07-23 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arielblue.livejournal.com
God's probably afraid of it raining in.

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Date: 2005-07-23 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reveritas.livejournal.com
i might not get it, but i like it anyway. OH-PEN

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Date: 2005-07-23 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chukb.livejournal.com
Frgodsakes! John! Siddown!

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Date: 2005-07-23 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheezdanish.livejournal.com
No no no! Too many flies! Too many flies!

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Date: 2005-07-23 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ungratefulninja.livejournal.com
Oh my god. Water up nose. Damn you three.

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Date: 2005-07-23 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mschlock.livejournal.com
I have windows like that. I cannot open them with one hand only. So sad.

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Date: 2005-07-23 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-formerlyk430.livejournal.com
I don't get it.
I laughed though.
I'm adding you.

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Date: 2005-07-24 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] markm.livejournal.com
you will not be disappointed

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Date: 2005-07-23 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phonemonkey.livejournal.com
I get it, and I hope the window opens some time soon.

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Date: 2005-07-23 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zorndeslammes.livejournal.com
I got it. Hang in there, brah. Shit, you made it this far.

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Date: 2005-07-23 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coconuthead.livejournal.com
WD-40? God DOES work in mysterious ways.

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Date: 2005-07-23 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] voivod.livejournal.com
So basically Fob is waiting for something good to happen?

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Date: 2005-07-24 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wahhappen.livejournal.com
I think he's caulked my window shut. I hear ya, hun. *hugs*

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Date: 2005-07-24 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kizlj.livejournal.com
God can be a lazy sonofabitch. I say do the American thing: Grab yourself a rifle and shoot that window up a few times till it opens.

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