Place this, win a bottlecap
Aug. 25th, 2003 01:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spatchSalvaged from a dream. Too familiar to be sure if it's mine or not. If it's mine, it's a damn funny thing to come up with in a dream. If it's not, it's still a decent one-line gag. Can't remember original premise, but OLD WOMAN is being detained by airport security (pre-2001 in the dream.) Setting's not important. Just need a skeptical authority figure and an OLD WOMAN who BELIEVES SHE IS A CHICKEN.
GUARD (looking thru wallet)
And what's with all these pictures of eggs?
OLD WOMAN
Those are my grandchildren!
I can't say I woke up chuckling, but I definitely remembered it, eh.
GUARD (looking thru wallet)
And what's with all these pictures of eggs?
OLD WOMAN
Those are my grandchildren!
I can't say I woke up chuckling, but I definitely remembered it, eh.
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Aha!
Date: 2003-08-26 08:37 am (UTC)Doctor, my wife is nuts, she thinks she's a chicken!
Then why don't you have her sectioned/get her medication/etc
Becuase I need the eggs!
best I could do.