I know I said I was going to bed...

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But in case someone comes up to you and says "Hey, you! Show me something nerdy!"

You can ask "Nerdy and awesome?"

If they say sure, ask "Nerdy and awesome with throwbacks to ZOOM and the painter dude from Sesame Street who used to paint letters and numbers everywhere?"
If they nod their head, ask "Nerdy and awesome not only with throwbacks to ZOOM and the painter dude from Sesame Street who used to paint letters and numbers everywhere, but also a palindromic mnemonic for pi involving group sex?"
Once they finally give in, show them this QuickTime video.

Then they'll say "Hey, you didn't mention the guys in wizard's robes who look like they escaped from Napoleon Dynamite."

Comments

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Not pie, Steve! Pi!

[lno.livejournal.com]

You know they ripped on Steve's childhood obesity in every clip.

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He's even eating in his intro shot.

Poor Steve.

[lno.livejournal.com]

That's what clinched it for me. He wasn't just eating, he was scraping food into his mouth from his plate.

Dignity, that's all the fat kids of America ask! Dignity! That, and fewer swirlies, wedgies, and de-pantsing in front of girls. And please stop throwing our clarinet case on top of the school, it's really mean and the janitor keeps blaming us when we ask him to get it down. And stop stealing our lunch! We really want to be brave and not cry but it gets hard when everyone teases you and..

Uh, pretend I didn't slip into the first person plural there. I meant THEY. THEIR. Stuff like that.

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Dignity!

And fewer zappings by mustachioed math wizards!