MOVIE MAGIC
Nov. 16th, 2005 10:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spatchWell production on CAPTAIN COSMOS VS THE MARTIAN ROBOTS EP 1 has been halted after the first attempt at filming. There seems to be a bug in the program that prevents characters from changing costumes from scene to scene. This means that my attempt to be super cheap and recycle actors has failed, as Captain Cosmos fires his pistol in one shot and then falls over, in the good Captain's uniform, in the next. Once we hire more extras I am sure the next shoot will be no problem. Additionally, I started making movies in Sandbox Mode, which means over 10 mil and instant films and stuff, so it'll be easier to fix things.
Keeping that in mind, I spent five minutes last night producing my first avant garde film. It was thrown together quickly using the Advanced editor, and I didn't bother to actually assign default costumes to the actors so clothing changes from shot to shot. THIS IS PART OF THE ART. DO NOT QUESTION IT. Additionally there is unease, malaise, the worst German ever (translated, without context, directly from Babelfish and transcribed in the shaky hand of one in the throes of a sugar rush) and a trip to the furniture store.
I present to you, then
STURM UND DRANG (Windows Media File, roughly 3 megabytes or so)
...and, as they say, enjoy.
Keeping that in mind, I spent five minutes last night producing my first avant garde film. It was thrown together quickly using the Advanced editor, and I didn't bother to actually assign default costumes to the actors so clothing changes from shot to shot. THIS IS PART OF THE ART. DO NOT QUESTION IT. Additionally there is unease, malaise, the worst German ever (translated, without context, directly from Babelfish and transcribed in the shaky hand of one in the throes of a sugar rush) and a trip to the furniture store.
I present to you, then
STURM UND DRANG (Windows Media File, roughly 3 megabytes or so)
...and, as they say, enjoy.
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Date: 2005-11-16 03:51 pm (UTC)"http://www.spatch.net/"
was denied by the content filter because it is categorized as:
"Games;Entertainment"
*WAH!*
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Date: 2005-11-16 04:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-16 04:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-16 04:03 pm (UTC)I'll copy edit later if you want ;o)
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Date: 2005-11-16 04:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-16 04:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-16 04:48 pm (UTC)We are going to the furniture store.
We will buy practical furniture at good prices.
There is always plenty of free parking.
We're here!
My living room is no longer empty.
We will sit on chairs and watch television.
fin
For what it's worth, "We're here!" is my favoritest part ever. I've watched it like a zillion times already.
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Date: 2005-11-16 04:50 pm (UTC)Your parking was vacant though, not costless. ;o)
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Date: 2005-11-16 04:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-16 04:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-16 05:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-16 05:20 pm (UTC)We're going to the furniture crossing
There we'll buy practical furniture
of good Prices. (although 'zu niedrigen Preisen' is probably better')
One can find plenty of open parking
We are here!
My living (alive) Room
Is no more vacant (actually, 'leer' is used for batteries to indicate they're dead, so there's ALMOST a bit of clever word usage here)
Now may (können) we on the chair
Sit and television
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Date: 2005-11-16 05:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-16 05:45 pm (UTC)I especially like the lines on the film. What, can't afford good stock :) .
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Date: 2005-11-16 06:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-11-16 07:50 pm (UTC)Keith
Date: 2005-11-17 01:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-11-17 03:33 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-17 09:20 pm (UTC)