oh, and before I forget

[spatch]

Dear South Station:

Okay, okay, we get it. There's a whisky from Dewar's that is available for purchase wherever fine spirits are sold. We understand this, thanks to the fifty-three banners, posters, and floor ads plastered all over this fine transportation nexus of ours. There's no need to continue putting them up. I am sure the recovering alcoholics among us would agree as well, as the total bombardment from all sides of one's periphery must make for some truly difficult commutes.




Yours truly,
A gin drinker

Comments

[spatch]

Do you work for them or what?! That's totally what the ads are like. The one that's on the sides of a flight of stairs says "A STEP ABOVE THE REST" and stuff. OH EM GEE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WORK FOR ME. I MEAN, 'EM.

[daisyglaze.livejournal.com]

Hee, no, just quoting a Patton Oswalt bit about liquor ads and how they know they're totally catering to boozers. "I hate my job, I can't stand fuckin' that hedgehog of a wife, but YOU'RE MY BUDDY, DEWAR'S! I'm gonna sneak you into the movies in my tummy!"

[spatch]

Awwwwwwww. I loves me some Patton Oswalt.