spatch: (Don "No Soul" Simmons)
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sm'am: I just found a message of someone belching on my phone. Guess what town they were in!
Our Hero: BURPSVILLE USA
Our Hero: I know PRECISELY of which town you speak
Our Hero: and I wonder WHO THAT WAS
sm'am: HEE
sm'am: it's the same person who quacks at me while driving through duxbury
Our Hero: ... lord help us if she ever drives thru cummington

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Date: 2006-01-05 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Here in Washington we have "Tillicum".

How long do I want to drive? Tillicum.

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Date: 2006-01-05 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tyopsqueene.livejournal.com
The Old Folks' Home nearest to my parents is called "Willecum's Retreat".
On her bad days me mum begs that if I put her into a home, it shouldn't be there.
"Don't make me go to Williecum!" she wails, "I don't want to be a willicum girl!".
Everyone else in the supermarket makes faces and turns away...

/totally and utterly irrelevant.

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Date: 2006-01-05 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenlegspider.livejournal.com
Love for your mother.

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Date: 2006-01-05 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phonemonkey.livejournal.com
She sounds like my mother.

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