live, from belchertown

[spatch]

sm'am: I just found a message of someone belching on my phone. Guess what town they were in!
Our Hero: BURPSVILLE USA
Our Hero: I know PRECISELY of which town you speak
Our Hero: and I wonder WHO THAT WAS
sm'am: HEE
sm'am: it's the same person who quacks at me while driving through duxbury
Our Hero: ... lord help us if she ever drives thru cummington

Comments

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

I wish I could remember some of the town names we got when driving back to Canada from New York City... there were some doozies in the mountains there.

Canada's best offering in this field is Dildo, Newfoundland.