"and sometimes for variety, you say 'cake is good, too'"

[spatch]

HAPPY NATIONAL PIE DAY
for we cannot truly be at peace with the universe unless there is pie

Comments

Keith

[(Anonymous)]

Dammit, no warning! How am I supposed to make a pie without any warning?

There will be emergency pie production tonight.

Re: Keith

[spatch]

I hear tell a Whoopie Pie will do in a pinch.
But only as a stopgap measure until true pie can be produced!