pour from behind the moon, out of the dark, unannounced

[spatch]

Coworker across the cube just recommended a drink at the Rustic Kitchen called "The Grape Santini."

I surmised the drink must make you feel like Robert Duvall's bouncing a basketball upside your head, trying to make you cry.

A grape basketball.

Comments

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Word is they decided against "The Prince of Mai Taides", not sure if it was legal to make people intoxicated enough to believe Barbara Streisand was a black-haired psychotherapist.

[infinitehotel.livejournal.com]

And the pope got really pissed off when they tried to market a juniper-flavored liquor distilled from water taken from a Christian holy sites.


No love for the "Lourdes of Distilled-Gin"

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

Feh. It's no Flaming Moe, that's for sure.

[pecosy.livejournal.com]

This morning we invented (in name only) The Big Pig: Kahlua, Bailey, and Bacon Grease.