the politix of fanfic

[spatch]

Mr. Spatch: given any two fictional characters from any genre or series, it's a sure bet that someone, somewhere on the Internet has written about them having sex.
Mr. Spatch: because that is the fundamental question we all ask ourselves when reading stories or watching TV.
Mr. Spatch: "This is great, but you know how it could be better? If these people were having sex."
Ms. Jodie: how did you knoooooooooooow?
Mr. Spatch: WHO DOESN'T ASK THIS
Ms. Jodie: it's fun to make tv characters do stuff
Mr. Spatch: "Fnar," said Mulder, as he hit himself in the head repeatedly. "Guh guh guh guh guh."
Ms. Jodie: see wasn't that fun?
Mr. Spatch: "Hello," said Scully, "My name's Dana Scully and I'm a total dork."
Mr. Spatch: "Penises," she added.
Ms. Jodie: hee
Mr. Spatch: IT'S ARTISTICALLY LIBERATING
Ms. Jodie: totally
Mr. Spatch: can I LJ this?

Comments

[limax.livejournal.com]

She must have said yes.

[luckimunki.livejournal.com]

I will not be satisfied until the LJ-permission plotline is brought to a close!

[spatch]

this is one of those what do they call it lady or the tiger endings