OH YES WE BOTH REACHED FOR THE CAT TOWN

[spatch]

AND THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMIN FROM



IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY'S WARMED UP SO WE CAN HAVE A GREAT MUSICAL NUMBER


WHERE'D YOU COME FROM


OUTER CAT TOWN


AND YOUR PARENTS


BRAD AND KATHY


WHERE ARE THEY NOW


ON ROUTE TWENTY


AND THEN SHE WENT OUT TO THE MALL


I FOUND SOME FASHIONS FOR THE FALL


(I SIMPLY ADORE LEOPARD PRINT)


WHAT'S YOUR HURRY


I SMELL BISCUITS


CAN WE HAVE SOME


I DON'T THINK SO


DON'T BE GREEDY


I CAN'T HELP IT
THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY WITH THAT SOUND
I LIKE THE VELVET UNDERGROUND


(THEIR EARLIEST STUFF IS SUBLIME, A TRUE PRECURSOR TO PUNK)


WHAT'S ON TV


JERRY SPRINGER


CHANGE THE CHANNEL


WISE DECISION


LET'S WRAP IT UP NOW


OKEY DOKEY


AND THOUGH SHE GOT THAT TELEGRAM


I SWEAR WE BOTH REACHED FOR THE HAM
OH YES OH YES OH YES WE BOTH
OH YES WE BOTH OH YES WE BOTH REACHED FOR THE HAM
THE HAM
THE HAM
THE HAM
OH YES WE BOTH REACHED FOR THE HAM
FOR THE HAM


OH YES OH YES OH YES THEY BOTH
OH YES THEY BOTH OH YES THEY BOTH REACHED FOR THE HAM
THE HAM
THE HAM
THE HAM
OH YES THEY BOTH REACHED FOR THE HAM
FOR THE HAM


BRAVO AN EXCELLENT NUMBER ALL AROUND FOLKS, MORT GUFFMAN WILL LOVE IT


AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING DOWN IN


THE END
A JAZZ AND LIQUOR PRODUCTION



BUY WAR BONDS

Comments

[zrblm.livejournal.com]

Hey, look, a guest star!

[roody.livejournal.com]

That's fantastic, of course.

awww

[(Anonymous)]

This is pretty cute. The one where they say, "can we have some" is so adorable.

Blu

Re: awww

[spatch]

Those two guys are really considered the breakout stars of Cat Town. They only really had one line between them in the first episode but they proved to be so popular with the viewers that we knew they just had to stay around. Since then they've expanded their vocabulary so as to remain fresh and hip, yet at the same time they've retained the simple spark and bewildering charm that made us fall in love with them in the first place.

Plus they always bring beer to the tapings and nobody wants to see that particular spring of generosity dry up, y'know?

Re: awww

[alphacygni]

Scottish Fold cats are inherantly hilarious looking. I've seen pictures. They look like that ALL THE TIME. How could you have a cat like that around the house, and not asphyxiate from laughter within a day or two?

[granuaile.livejournal.com]

Nice.

Is that Martha guest-starring?

[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

WHAT
I SAY
WHAT
is a ninja pirate doing in CAT TOWN?

[arielblue.livejournal.com]

not only that
but a NAKED NINJA PIRATE

THAT CAT HAS NO CLOTHES

NO CLOTHES I SAY NO CLOTHES!

[spatch]

In the spirit of a Fosse production, chorus member Martha is indeed scantily attired -- you can't see it though but she's wearing tap shoes.

[spatch]

Ninja tap shoes.

[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

IT IS STILL OBSCENE

[spatch]

You only wish you had a pair of ninja tap shoes.

[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

I gave mine to Disco, the world's fattest ninja.

HA HA HA HA

[rfreebern.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA

[kyree.livejournal.com]

You can't see me, but I just broke down giggling in the school computer lab in the middle of German class.

I hope you're happy.

[tablesaw]

What I want to know is when does the Animal Hat Gang gets a song?

[byrneout.livejournal.com]

Topeka approves.