IT'S WEINER CAT TIME

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WEINER CAT

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[saint-buddha.livejournal.com]

Is that an actual breed or something? Because it is freaky. It looks more like a Corgi.

[gismonda.livejournal.com]

That...sure is something!

[ivorjawa.livejournal.com]

This kitten has only one ass! It is useless to me!

[windswept.livejournal.com]

So. Wrong.

[katre50.livejournal.com]

Photoshop in a sweater and we have a new inhabitant of Cat Town!

[loree-borealis.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the same thing. That is a Corgicat!

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It would make an awesome lap cat.

Or a draft blocker for the front door, your choice. (Well, it'd be the cat's choice, ultimately, and I'm sure the cat would find something better to do.)

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I want one! Poor little weiner cat, it just needs some love.

[dogofthefuture.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh!

[semer.livejournal.com]

Isn't that just a munchkin breed cat?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchkin_%28cat%29 - the article's picture isn't very good; I have a better one in my big book of cat stuff at home.

[arielblue.livejournal.com]

That is one fucked-up cat.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Aw! It's adorable.

[zhym.livejournal.com]

Low rider don't use no gas now
Low rider don't drive too fast

[windswept.livejournal.com]

Maybe if it were a warm draft...

[kalibex.livejournal.com]

Ki'Kat!!!

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

HEY CAN YOU PUT THAT BEHIND A CUT FOR THOSE OF US AT WORK MY BOSS JUST SAW THE WORD 'WEINER' AND I WAS ALMOST FIRED OKAY DAMN IT

[lexinatrix.livejournal.com]

That is one crazy catloaf.

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YOUR BOSS IS A CAT HIMSELF
AND HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A WEINER ANYMORE
SO WHAT'S HIS BEEF

[kyree.livejournal.com]

...it's like someone sat on a cat and then realized their mistake and stood up before the cat was completely squashed.

Or something.

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

HE IS JEALOUS. AND ALSO SORT OF CRAZY.

[byrneout.livejournal.com]

That cat waits impatiently for its ass to catch up. "What are you doing all the way back there, Jesus. I am so sick of your shit."

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I CALL HIM "UNCLE BITEY" BECAUSE HE LOVES ME! WITH HIS TEETH!

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Cats -- that is, normal-legged cats -- slink like that when they're feeling especially guilty. If I had one (and I wish I did) I fear I'd be constantly worried that he'd done something wrong.

[mhaille.livejournal.com]

Because cats had such a hard time being low and slinky with regular legs?

[desultor.livejournal.com]

a friend of mine has two. they're both black. josephine and napoleon, siblings.

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PRINCIPAL SKINNER: Whoever did this is in very deep trouble.

MARTIN: And a sloppy speller, too! The preferred spelling of "weiner" is w-I-E-n-e-r, though E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.

PRINCIPAL SKINNER: Good point.

[(Anonymous)]

What's even weirder is a cross between that and a breed called "La Perm." Not only is it totally wrong-looking, it is also totally wrong-feeling.

After discovering that some friends had one of those, I did some research learned that cat shows in some countries have banned Munchkins, because they don't think the gene should be intentionally and widely propagated. It's the same gene that causes one of the kinds of dwarfism in humans.

Wacky.

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After discovering that some friends had one of those, I did some research learned that cat shows in some countries have banned Munchkins, because they don't think the gene should be intentionally and widely propagated. It's the same gene that causes one of the kinds of dwarfism in humans.

Wow. Now that makes me feel sad. Poor little weiner kitty.

[orionsmom.livejournal.com]

What very appropriate names! :)

[orionsmom.livejournal.com]

http://www.moggies.co.uk/breeds/munchkin.html

Definately not outdoor cats.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

It is. They're called Munchkins, and it's the same sort of birth defect that gives you the human dwarfs with the short legs and arms but normal-sized heads and bodies.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

I am told that they don't usually suffer or experience pain, but I think they can have problems with their backs.

I don't like the idea of breeding disabled animals (they have problems jumping onto high surfaces) for the cute factor.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

Ah, apparently I got that wrong, they can jump.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

They're quite expensive I think.

Unless you go to the dubious backstreet wienercat dealer with the belt sander.

[sjshipper.livejournal.com]

and people call /my/ cat 'little legs.' hmph.

[bedfull-o-books.livejournal.com]

I thought that they were bred on purpose so that they couldn't jump up on furniture. Which is just wrong. (If you want that sort of pet, get a cat statue or something.)

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That would have to be one of the worst reasons ever to intentionally breed a gene like that.

The writeup that orionsmom found, though, seems very sympathetic to the critters, and says they're very loving and lovable. I'd still want one because I like cats with dear, sweet, slightly crazy personalities.

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