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[spatch]

And this week's "Okay, Okay, We Get It Already" award goes to the normally reliable Disney journalist Jim Hill, whose recent write-up on the Pirates of the Caribbean sequel (SPOILERS AHEAD, CAP'N) contains this gem:

...up until now -- the plot for this follow-up to "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl" has been kept under lock & key. But today, we're going to pull a Will Turner and stealthily snatch that key. Liberating this oddly shaped object from its usual hiding spot (Which is around Davy Jones' neck) and then use that key to open "Dead Man's Chest."

I'll let you know when my eyes have stopped watering.

Comments

[prog.livejournal.com]

Gee I sure hope nobody PIRATES this movie GET IT?

If they do they should WALK THE PLANK and be SHOT with a PIRATE GUN you know the um flat kind.

[samethreechords.livejournal.com]

...watering like the tumltuous currents of the Caribbean?


Yeah, I got nothing.

[androidqueen.livejournal.com]

zomg. like his sentence fragments.

[puddnhead.livejournal.com]

As long as they get Keith Richards to play Jack's dad, I don't give a damn, I'll be seeing it.

[spatch]

I hear he's not in II, but he might be signing for III.

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

Liberating this oddly shaped object from its usual hiding spot



God. Damn.