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[spatch]

Things I Don't Miss And Won't Have To Do Again
A Partial List.

• Hunting for ties. They always seem to end up under dressers or beds with all the other cat toys.
  
• Snapping a tie.
  
• Snagging a chunk whilst brushing and yanking it out.
  
• Cleaning drain traps. (Well, I'll still do that cause it's common courtesy, innit?)
  
• Resignedly walking outside in even the slightest breeze, knowing I'm gonna get disheveled no matter what.

Things I Hadn't Realized I'd Missed But Can Now Do Again
A Very Partial List.

• Being able to make shampoo horns in the shower. That just made it all worth it. RUMBA RUMBA SNORT RIP

Comments

[tully-monster.livejournal.com]

Shampoo horns in the shower? I'll never take that ability for granted again.

[eclecticavatar.livejournal.com]

So that's it, then? Is it all gone?!

[spatch]

Not all gone, no. No buzzes or fades or nothing. But the tail, the tail has been placed in a bag and sent somewhere else.

[eclecticavatar.livejournal.com]

did you donate it? You had a lot of hair there, must have been at least the 10 inch requirement!

Bet it looks good, though!

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Aww Donald, that was right good of ya to cut it!

[spatch]

Yeah, it got donated. I'm not sure if it'll be of any use, split ends and all, but I put my name on the slip and sent it off.

I'm pretty happy with it. Wasn't 100% sold on the bangs at first, but I'm warming to it. And it's out of my eyes and that's the Very Good Thing.

[spatch]

Was gonna do it One Of These Days, and the show provided a convenient reason!

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

With the right shampoo, you could have made Shampoo Ram's Horns in the shower like Tim the Enchanter. Although I'll be glad when Fiddler's over and I can lose the woolly look. As will my wife.

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

I just did the same thing about a month ago. Nonetheless, it took me a minute to figure out what you had done, and to realise that you meant 'ties' as in 'hair elastics'. I was imagining Abbie dragging a necktie off to some hidden lair under the dresser.

And then I remembered what shampoo horns were. Dude. I have to see if that still works as well as it did when I was three.

[muffyjo]

OMG, will I even recognize you?

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

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[dcart.livejournal.com]

Since I don't ever expect to see a picture of you in your new state, maybe someday I'll visit boston and experience short haired spatch, the musical.


(I expect singing and dancing, damn it.)

[spatch]

Did you get confused when you saw this?

I'm in Oatmeal mode again. Just shorter.

[cursethedark.livejournal.com]

Was that a Garfield reference?

[spatch]

...why, yes. Yes, it was.
And I'd kill for an LJ icon of it.

(You so get a cookie!)