ACCEPTABLE USES FOR THE NEW "CURRENT LOCATION" FIELD IN LJ

[spatch]

THE SHORT LIST
brought to you by NyQuil

1. Up your butt and around the corner
2. Your mom's house
3. Over there! Over there! Send the word, send the word over there!
4. Crawling out of your TV set OMG SEVEN DAAAAAAYSSSSSSSS
5. I got tired of the El Morocco, and there's this monastery nearby, so I just went there
6. For incongruous hilarity, I am someplace where there's not usually computers or an Internet connection
7. The Land of Dairy Queen
8. Lower Guk (ARCH IS CAMPED)
9. Nopantsville
10. Google Maps THIS

Comments

[jodied.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't that be YER mom's house?

[misquoted.livejournal.com]

Over by dere.

[elvisclooney.livejournal.com]

(I Lost My Wallet In) El Segundo

[mr-bad-example.livejournal.com]

Up at da lake. (Minnesota residents only)

[ladivinafemme.livejournal.com]

Up Nort at da lake, dontcha know.

[dogofthefuture.livejournal.com]

Yah, all go witcha over dare.

[modpixie.livejournal.com]

i'm so using "yer mom's house".

[bismuthobsidian.livejournal.com]

5. I got tired of the El Morocco, and there's this monastery nearby, so I just went there

I actually got a travel request today from a guy who wants to go to a convent!

[spatch]

It's the swingin' singles package for sure!

Sometime we gotta sit down and swap some travel stories.

[muffyjo]

Would you believe....a whole tour staying in them

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

Hee. I'm so stealing the first one.

[violacat.livejournal.com]

The first one reminded me of my former roommate's Song of the Spleen.

It went a little something like this:

"Where oh where, oh where is my spleen?
Where oh where, oh where has it been?
It's up your butt and around the corner
Straight up your butt and around the corner
There sits the happy little spleen."