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[spatch]

Ever wanted to operate Pirates of the Caribbean or the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland? Well, now you can read up on some 1970s-era operating manuals and pretend to be a Loader! Or perhaps a wily Dispatcher! Or maybe you'll choose to live the nomadic life in the Utility section!

I will not be held responsible if you do choose to go over and try to be cool and start yammering on in internal language and whatnot, much like I am not responsible for your well-being if you stroll up to a carny and say "Hey Rube."

Comments

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

Hah! I wonder if they're going to release the Mission: Space one next. >_>

[spatch]

1. PRES BUTAN
2. ROLE DISE

3. CALL 911

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

Or maybe they'll put out the Rocket Rods one. Only problem is the 'what to do in the event of a breakdown' section would make Les Miserables look like light summer reading in comparison.

[spatch]

I'd think "What To Do In The Event The Attraction Is Operating" would be more interesting.

1. Do not panic. The nature of this attraction is such that you may actually find it up and running on any given day. This is normal and expected to happen at least once a month.
2. Answer guest queries courteously; remember, the name of the attraction is "Rocket Rods", not "that thing up there" or "Downtime: The Ride."
3. Assure guests that the attraction's operational status is merely a fluke, and that rest assured, it will soon go back to its usual state of inoperativity.