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[spatch]

Ever wanted to operate Pirates of the Caribbean or the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland? Well, now you can read up on some 1970s-era operating manuals and pretend to be a Loader! Or perhaps a wily Dispatcher! Or maybe you'll choose to live the nomadic life in the Utility section!

I will not be held responsible if you do choose to go over and try to be cool and start yammering on in internal language and whatnot, much like I am not responsible for your well-being if you stroll up to a carny and say "Hey Rube."

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[violacat.livejournal.com]

And here I was, all proud of myself for knowing that, if you are at a circus and the band starts playing "Stars and Stripes Forever", it is time to Leave Promptly.

(I'm told that's the code for there being a fire in the tent. I have not done the research to find out if this is entirely true or what the origin of the tradition is, but I will continue to believe it until proven otherwise. Such may be the basis of a number of religions, actually.)