in line for the log flume

[spatch]

FISH
Look at all the graffiti on the walls.

SPATCH
"Josh + Courtney 05"

FISH
Only a year ago. They could still be together!

SPATCH
Against all odds!

FISH
I don't see any "IDST"s. Did you ever do "IDST" around here?

SPATCH
What's that mean?

FISH
"If Destroyed Still True"

SPATCH
No, no, but I can see how that'd come in incredibly handy.

FISH
Like if you put someone's names down, right, as if they're in love, and she doesn't fancy him, she'll try to rub it out, but "IDST" underneath means it's still true!

SPATCH
So very useful! Who wouldn't want such control over permanence?

FISH
Exactly!

SPATCH
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings! IDST"

FISH
It's a good thing Shelley never knew of IDST. "So much for that one, then."

Comments

[acsumama.livejournal.com]

Bwah!

[liza.livejournal.com]

That is awesome.

[karyn.livejournal.com]

we would put "TID" true if destroyed, but then people would get smart and not erase it and say it wasn't true so then we add to add "TIND" true if not destroyed

[jotasbrane.livejournal.com]

What if you put "IDNT" (If Destroyed Not True) next to soemthing with IDST already on it? Which would take precedence? What if you put IDST next to the IDNT, then destroyed the IDNT?

The mind boggles.

[karyn.livejournal.com]

you had to put both, and then the person it was about just had to SUFFER! nothing you could do, it is true forever!

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

I clearly hang out with the wrong crowd.

All I got was snipe about Biller's testicles and SloMo's nipples.

*jealous*

[spatch]

(I see no snipe here)

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

I think I've been paraphrased slightly, I don't remember being at all clever all weekend.