strange things are afoot at the circle k

[spatch]

I just put a buck twenny-five into the Wheel O' Death vending machine in our break room.

I opened the little window and retrieved my bottle of juice product.

The vending machine display then flashed "WINNER" at me, and it gave me back my five quarters.




Ohhhh-kay, he intoned slowly, money in hand, while backing away from the crazy machine.

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[doctor-sentence.livejournal.com]

On my year out in Germany I came across a passport photo machine that didn't actually take the photos, and merely refunded twice the coinage inserted into it.
I decided against relying on it to supplement my grant, and got my photos elsewhere.