strange things are afoot at the circle k

[spatch]

I just put a buck twenny-five into the Wheel O' Death vending machine in our break room.

I opened the little window and retrieved my bottle of juice product.

The vending machine display then flashed "WINNER" at me, and it gave me back my five quarters.




Ohhhh-kay, he intoned slowly, money in hand, while backing away from the crazy machine.

Comments

Keith

[(Anonymous)]

ICE CREAM OF THE FUTURE.

Says so. Right on the cars.

Re: Keith

[(Anonymous)]

Dammit. CARTS.

Re: Keith

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

And here I was imagining something in the sixties-retro-futuristic mode that read "Ice cream of the future!" with a man with an fishbowl on his head and antennae coming out, smiling, holding a cup of Dippin' Dots, blissfully unaware that he will never manage to get his spoon through the fishbowl.

Re: Keith

[spatch]

Maybe he's wearing a FISHBOWL OF THE FUTURE that allows ice cream

Re: Keith

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Silly. The ice cream would then drain out of the fishbowl, and then what would the fish swim in?