wonder if they'll pay for relo

[spatch]

Banner ad on the side of a boston.com article today:



yes hooray your database works I think

Comments

[glowkitty]

I'd only take it if they were offering six figures.

[limax.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the laugh. Kids have been acting up tonight and it was getting a bit tense for me.

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

I could do that job!

I can type 70 asdfasdfasdfasdfs per minute with excellent accuracy.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

I do do that job.

[stagemanager.livejournal.com]

Just stopping in to say "Hi" and let you know that I've added you.

You're hilarious.

Where've you been hiding?

re:

[zorndeslammes.livejournal.com]

Its a good thing I got that batchelor's in QWERTY.

[limax.livejournal.com]

Can someone explain to my why QWERTY is a valid Scrabble word, but DVORAK isn't???

[ckd]

Probably because it's a proper noun, being derived from the name of the inventor. (There was no Bob Qwerty, on the other hand.)

[limax.livejournal.com]

You're right. His name was Chuck.

Keith

[(Anonymous)]

Luckily, I'm Certified in asdfasdfasdf.

Re: Keith

[spatch]

Oh, so you're an ASDFASDFASDFCE?

Re: Keith

[(Anonymous)]

Actually, I'm an ASDFASDFASDFCSA. I used to be an AOEUIDHTNSCSA, but no one is hiring for that anymore.