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[spatch]

Yes, this is the most important poll in the history of civilization and all the other polls I've ever posted that were purported to be the most important poll in the history of civilization at the time of their posting, well, those were charlatans and fakes YOU CAN BELIEVE ME THIS TIME ON THIS ONE



[Poll #786920]

Comments

[vanguardcdk.livejournal.com]

Dude..cambot gets no love. Sure Tom Servo and Crow get all the glory, and Gypsy gets the sympathy vote but cambot is the unsung hero of the show. Kneel before cambot!

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

Ah, but which Cambot? For Cambot is by far the most protean of the bots, changing his entire body design radically from time to time (once he even incorporated parts from an early-model Gypsy).

[spatch]

Cambot also had the all-powerful access to Rocket Number 9, which let us see amusing things floating around outside the Satellite of Love.

But the best was when Cambot ran an ESPN score ticker ("Movie: 0 - Boredom: 1") during Sidehackers.

[off_coloratura]

I AM GOING TO GO WATCH WILD REBELS RIGHT NOW OMG

[spatch]

THEY'RE WILD REBELS! CRUNCHY, FRUITY REBELS!
POURING MILK ON THEM IS LIKE SHOOTING OFF A GUN!

[off_coloratura]

Our baby's like a virgin goddess! Well, sorta.

JUST POUND 'EM DOWN YOU STUPID CLOWN THEY'RE WIIIIIIIIIIIILD!

*collapses*

[cursethedark.livejournal.com]

I want to get a Tom Servo tattoo. It will have two banners, one above and one below. They will read, respectively:

"BIGGER THAN LIFE"

"BIGGER THAN YOU"


Also: Bat Guano?

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

[i]Also: Bat Guano?[/i]

At one time I thought he said "I'm Squanto!" But it turns out he said "That's one 'O'!" He didn't like the misspelling of his name.

[spatch]

When Mike replaced Joel and they changed the opening theme, there were some on the Internet who believed Crow was indeed saying "Bat guano!" instead of "That's one O!"

At least, that's what they said they believed, and you know those people on the Internet, they'll believe anything, like the fact that the number of African elephants has tripled in the last six months.

[cursethedark.livejournal.com]

But it *has* tripled. I saw it on Wikipedia.

[limax.livejournal.com]

I have to say that I never really watched MST3K, but I watched enough to know who all the robots are. My question is, where's Chewbacca?

[spatch]

Chewbacca lives on Endor with the Ewoks. Now that just don't make sense!

[dskasak.livejournal.com]

If Laura were on LJ, she would have answered Crow. Fortunately, unlike other MST3K debates, we can live together in joint Crow-and-Tom Servo love, and not let this difference divide us.

[markm.livejournal.com]

One time I was at the second MST3k con? And I was totally wearing a black t-shirt with a Tom Servo picture? And I rode on the bus to take a tour of the studio? And as I stepped off the bus, Kevin Murphy's wife was like right there and she said to me: "I like your shirt!" It was teh awesome, man. THIS STORY IS TRUE.

I share because I care.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

Gypsy, because she's the Only Girl on the internets In Outer Space.