gotta look on the bright side

[spatch]

Just think of all the free shampoo, mouthwash, and hand lotion you could be picking up at the airport today!

and a tip o' the lynch lid to mr. t. scully, south boston, mass for this fine contribution

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[zhym.livejournal.com]

Let's play the "What will the annoyancists make us do next?" game!

See, terrorists make really bad things happen and cause, well, terror. Annoyancists just plan really bad things and cause annoyance as everyone scrambles to avoid their harebrained plot, whether it's explosive shoes or contaminating our drinking water with radiation. So: what's next? Will they:

(a) Board a plane wearing explosive underwear, thus making us take off our knickers to fly?
(b) Have some geriatric terrorists wear explosive dentures, thus making people take their teeth out?

It's a fun game to play when you need to pass the time--like, say, on a long plane trip where you're not allowed a book.