gotta look on the bright side

[spatch]

Just think of all the free shampoo, mouthwash, and hand lotion you could be picking up at the airport today!

and a tip o' the lynch lid to mr. t. scully, south boston, mass for this fine contribution

Comments

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

I can go to the drug store and pick up some lotion. What I want to get from the airport is some Delicious Liquid Explosive.

Or an alternative comment involving urine.